🧪 FRESH FROM THE LAB ⚗️
WHERE FLAVOR MEETS MADNESS 🔥
🧪 EXPERIMENTAL HEAT ZONE 🔬 Where mad scientists meet flavor chaos
🔥 HEAT LEVEL WARNING - READ THIS FIRST
These are NOT beginner sauces. Our experimental batches range from "seriously hot" to "why would you do this to yourself?" We recommend starting with a toothpick dab and building from there. If you're used to mild salsa, you might want to reconsider. If you're a heat enthusiast, you've found your people.
🧪 WHAT MAKES THESE EXPERIMENTAL?
Every batch is a unique creation. We use unconventional ingredients, cutting-edge flavor techniques, and a healthy dose of scientific chaos. No two batches are exactly alike. Some variations are intentional. Some are happy accidents... Ah, happy accidents!😅 All are delicious (and dangerous).
📄 STORAGE & HANDLING INSTRUCTIONS
Store in a cool, dark place away from direct sunlight. Keep bottles tightly sealed. These sauces are alive with flavor and may develop unique characteristics over time—this is normal and part of the experimental process. Shake well before use. Keep away from eyes, pets, and people who can't handle heat.
💜 BATCH VARIATION DISCLAIMER
Because we're constantly experimenting, each batch may vary slightly in flavor profile, heat level, and color. This is intentional and celebrated. We don't believe in cookie-cutter consistency. Each bottle is a unique creation from our mad scientists. Embrace the chaos. That's the whole point.
🔬 Flaming Ass Brand's FEATURED EXPERIMENT🧪
This is what happens when science meets obsession.
After months of relentless experimentation, we've created something we're genuinely proud of. A sauce that balances Flaming Ass Heat with the flavor and pure creative genius in a way we didn't think was possible.
This isn't just hot sauce. It's a flavor journey. It's the culmination of failed batches, late nights, and a refusal to settle for ordinary. Every drop represents our commitment to pushing boundaries and creating something truly unique.
Limited availability. Unlimited flavor.
